In my blog post on Eraserhead, I mentioned that its protagonist, Henry, has rather weird hair. Nobody can deny this fact. However, despite its weirdness, Henry’s hair is still full of groovitude. (It kind of reminds me of that guy from Subway’s, actually- the film, not the restaurant.) But what of David Lynch himself? It seems that his hair is loved by many. I think it even has its own Facebook page. But surely it can’t be that cool? I mean, it’s probably groovy and all, but I doubt if it reaches Robert Smith levels of follicular genius. I highly doubt that it’ll live up to the-
Oh my head. His hair attracts chickens.
